LeBron James evaded a potential first-round disaster. The Cavaliers escaped a relentless Pacers team by four points to capture their fourth win in the series.

16 minutes after the game, Pacers star Victor Oladipo texted his trainer, asking when they’ll start training for next season. 16 seconds after that text, while still connected to Quicken Loans Arena wifi, Oladipo received a text from James. The following is a leaked transcript of their conversation.

16 minutes and 16 seconds after a hard-fought series, and the two leading scorers for their franchises have only the utmost respect for each other.

“THE CHOKE is the parody side of ClutchPoints. Everything seen and heard here is purely for entertainment and comedic purposes.”