Halloween night is upon us, and for those NBA players not playing tonight, they're often subject to opening the door to many kids eager for sugary treats.
That was the case for Moe Harkless of the Portland Trail Blazers, who almost didn't give any candy to two kids dressed as Stephen Curry and Kevin Durant.
Two kids just came to my door dressed with Steph and KD warriors jerseys ???? … almost didn't give them any candy lol
— Maurice Harkless (@moe_harkless) November 1, 2016
Well tell us how you really feel, Moe?
We're not expecting him to be Dirk Nowitzki on Punk'd, where he signed virtually every item this one kid brought to his restaurant table (including a Los Angeles Lakers jersey) — they're just kids.
Gee, talk about no mercy. It's just candy, Moe, I'm sure you'll live — after all, chances are they'll dress up as you next year if you give them more than enough Kit-Kats.
On second thought, maybe even that wouldn't be enough to make those kids do that.