Hassan Whiteside has continued to keep his fans entertained over Snapchat throughout the NBA offseason, whether it was his musings at a popular museum during his trip to France, or his fascination with Snapchat's hot dog filter.

This time, the Miami Heat center has honed into a “CSI” investigation of a dead parrot he found in his yard, hilariously asking around if anyone knows just how this bird ended up there.

“Y'know, living in Miami, you come home to weird things,” the $88-million man said to start his Snapchat story.

“We got no blood markings on the wall, so it couldn't have been a head-on collision,” said Whiteside. “No wounds of any kind, so he couldn't have been attacked by another animal. No blood
 we're gonna get to the bottom of this.”

When asked by SB Nation if this investigation was still ongoing, the 7-footer confirmed the case was indeed still open.

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“Sad day for this bird,” Whiteside side in the video. “Shoutout to Rio.”

There's never a dull moment with Whiteside and his sense of humor. His fun-loving ways are comically similar to another big man that played in the state of Florida by the name of Dwight Howard, which begs the question
 what would the internet be if Snapchat existed in 2006?