For those somehow unaware, Marcus Peters of the Kansas City Chiefs is related to Oakland Raiders running back Marshawn Lynch. The latter of the two men actually has a show that streams in which America can see what Lynch is up to on a near daily basis.

This is good because we all need more information about the Raiders running back.

Getting Marcus Peters from the Chiefs is just a bonus.

On the latest edition of Marshawn Lynch's show No Script, Marcus Peters told a story about attempting to cook some food while his guy was out of town for a few weeks. Peters is apparently not a great cook.

“I forgot to turn the damn oil off. I think the heat and (expletive) and the grease started melting the microwave – the microwave, the plastic dropped in the hot (expletive) oil, and then the house caught on fire,” Peters said.

“And I panicked. I ain't never been around no fire like that, like a real one that was burning and (expletive). When I seen the flames and (expletive), I was spooked.”

Peters claims to have been able to put out the fire at some point. He is probably telling the truth about that, as there are no stories circulating about Marshawn Lynch's burning to the ground.

You can check the full episode in which Peters discusses his bad attempt at cooking below. As a warning and full disclosure, please be aware that the language in the video isn't suitable for young humans. Heck, it isn't suitable for large humans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_m2aJV8Ihg

You were warned. That is on you for watching.