Mostly disgraced college basketball legend Rick Pitino is currently coaching the Iona Gaels. Apparently, when he's not busy with that, FedEx being in competent is at the top of his list of things to do.

Like so many college basketball programs this season, Iona has faced numerous postponed games in Pitino's return to the sport, currently sitting with a 5-3 overall record in February. With that free time, and legitimate gripes with FedEx, the former New York Knicks and Boston Celtics coach scorched Earth on the mean streets of Twitter on Thursday.

As a man who recently moved, but is currently getting mail postdated from five months ago, this is the most relatable thing Rick Pitino has ever done. For others, the most relatable thing he ever did might have been those few seconds in a restaurant… but to each their own. I don't judge.

While I could write numerous jokes at the expense of the Iona coach, though Dick Vitale is 100 percent praising him in his bedroom for no real reason other than he loves to carry water for college basketball coaches, it was a nice gesture by Pitino to get gifts for the folk at Indian Creek.

With this specific college basketball season being a legitimate disaster, it is rather fitting that one of the “best” parts of this journey is Rick Pitino losing his marbles on Twitter over FedEx being as competent as the Iona coach is at staying out of scandal.

That latter part is rather important, as we can toss out a ton of conspiracy theories given Pitino's reputation. Now, we won't do it here, but feel free to cook up some of your own in the comments section, social media or some weird message board. I'll take off work to read all of it just because it's that funny.