<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd"><html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">    <head>        <script>   (function(i, s, o, g, r, a, m) {     i["GoogleAnalyticsObject"] = r;     i[r] = i[r] || function() {       (i[r].q = i[r].q || []).push(arguments)     }, i[r].l = 1 * new Date();     a = s.createElement(o),       m = s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];     a.async = 1;     a.src = g;     m.parentNode.insertBefore(a, m)   })(window, document, "script", "https://www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js", "ga");   ga('create', 'UA-66147751-16', {     'storage': 'none',     'clientId': localStorage.getItem('ga:clientId')   });   ga(function(tracker) {     localStorage.setItem('ga:clientId', tracker.get('clientId'));   });   ga('set', 'checkProtocolTask', null);      ga('set', 'page', '/gwyneth-paltrow-plays-f-marry-kill-ben-affleck-brad-pitt-chris-martin');   ga('set', 'title', 'Gwyneth Paltrow plays ‘F, Marry, Kill’ game involving Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Chris Martin');   ga('send', 'pageview');</script>        <style type="text/css" media="all">            body {    background: transparent;    margin: 0px;}h1, h2, h3 {    color: #DDDDDD;    font-family: "SFUIText-Semibold";    margin: 30px 15px 15px 15px;    font-size: 21px;    line-height: 125%;    letter-spacing: -0.41px;}header {    margin: 0px;    height: 0px;    display: none;}p {    color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.7);    font-family: "SFUIText-Regular";    margin: 15px 15px 15px 15px;    font-size: 17px;    line-height: 135%;    letter-spacing: -0.23px;}p > img {    margin-left: -15px;    width: calc(100% + 30px);}a {    color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.8);    font-family: "SFUIText-Regular";    font-size: 17px;    line-height: 135%;    letter-spacing: -0.23px;    text-decoration: underline;}ul {    color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.7);    font-family: "SFUIText-Regular";    margin: 3px 10px 3px 10px;    font-size: 17px;    line-height: 135%;    letter-spacing: -0.23px;}ol {    color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.7);    font-family: "SFUIText-Regular";    font-size: 17px;    line-height: 135%;    letter-spacing: -0.23px;}img {    margin: 0px;    width: 100%;    height: auto;}blockquote {    color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.8);    font-family: "SFUIText-Medium";    margin: 30px 15px 30px 15px;    font-size: 19px;    line-height: 135%;    letter-spacing: -0.41px;}blockquote p {    margin: 0px;}.op-tracker, .op-ad {    display: none;    height: 0px;}article > figure {    margin: 0px;}figcaption {    color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.7);    font-family: "SFUIText-Regular";    margin: 10px 15px 30px 15px;    font-size: 13px;}iframe {    width: __SCREEN_SIZE_WIDTH__;    margin: 0px;    border: 0;}.vine-embed {    height: __SCREEN_SIZE_WIDTH__;}.twitter-tweet, .instagram-media {    margin-left: 15px !important;    margin-right: 15px !important;    width: __SCREEN_CONTENT_SIZE_WIDTH__ !important;}.clutchpoints-widget {    /*margin: 10px 15px 10px 15px !important;*/    /*margin-top: 1px !important;*/    padding-top: 10px;    /*margin-left: 15px !important;*/    /*margin-right: 15px !important;*/    /*width: __SCREEN_CONTENT_SIZE_WIDTH__ !important;*/}        </style>        <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" />    </head>    <body>        <article id="mvp-content-main"><header><figure><img src="https://wp.clutchpoints.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/05/Gwyneth-Paltrow-plays-_F-Marry-Kill_-game-involving-Ben-Affleck-Brad-Pitt-Chris-Martin.jpeg"></figure><h1>Gwyneth Paltrow plays ‘F, Marry, Kill’ game involving Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Chris Martin</h1><time class="op-published" datetime="2023-05-03T09:33:17-07:00">May 3rd, 9:33am</time><time class="op-modified" datetime="2023-05-03T09:35:03-07:00">May 3rd, 9:35am</time><address><a>Josh Silverstein</a></address><h3 class="op-kicker">Entertainment</h3><figure class="op-ad"></figure></header><p>Who doesn’t love a good game of F, Marry, Kill? We all love to pepper in the occasional hypothetical celebrities for this classy conundrum of a quiz, but for <a href="https://clutchpoints.com/gwyneth-paltrow-feels-differently-than-scarlett-johansson-on-marvel-future" rel="noopener">Gwyneth Paltrow</a>, it doesn’t have to be hypotheticals. The Oscar-winning actress and lifestyle guru of Goop fame also boasts some pretty famous exes — including <a href="https://clutchpoints.com/air-news-ben-afflecks-nike-hit-prime-video-release-date" rel="noopener">Ben Affleck</a>, Brad Pitt and Chris Martin. On the Call Her Daddy podcast on Wednesday, host Alex Cooper <a href="https://open.spotify.com/episode/68TwJ4JqCk68TxCzEgcL4n" rel="noopener">couldn’t resist asking Paltrow</a> where each would rank in a game of F, Marry, Kill.</p><figure class="op-interactive"></figure><p>After already explaining that meeting Pitt on the set of David Fincher’s Seven was “like major, major love at first sight,” and later elaborating that in bed “Brad was like the sort of major chemistry, love of your life, kind of, at the time,” it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that she chose to F Brad Pitt.</p><p>As for who she’d marry, Paltrow went the classy route of saying she’d remarry Chris Martin and “do that all again” since “he gave me my two children, who are the loves of my life.”</p><p>So that leaves… Ben Affleck as the famous ex she would kill. “Ben, yeah, bless him,” Paltrow mustered. She did say that Brad and Ben “were both good kissers” and that Ben in bed “was, like, technically excellent,” before remembering that her daughter Apple was listening to this recording and embarrassment set in.</p><p>No word from Ben Affleck yet on what it felt like to be Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Kill,” and whether being referred to as “technically excellent” in bed is a backhanded compliment. Hopefully neither comment let the air out of his Jordans, technically speaking.</p><figure class="op-tracker"></figure></article>    </body></html>

Gwyneth Paltrow plays ‘F, Marry, Kill’ game involving Ben Affleck, Brad Pitt, Chris Martin

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The <a href="https://twitter.com/JeffPassan/status/1598786482155753494" rel="noopener">Red Sox have inked Martin</a> to a two-year, $17.5 million contract, sources familiar with the deal told Jeff Passan of ESPN.</p><p>Martin, 36, is a nice pickup for the Red Sox. The Arlington, Texas native was traded to the Dodgers from the Chicago Cubs at the deadline back in July.</p><p>In the Dodgers’ pitching factory, Martin, who has always had strikeout stuff, turned into a weapon.</p><p>In 24 2/3 innings with the Dodgers, Martin pitched to a 1.46 ERA with 34 strikeouts. A simple glance at his Statcast page speaks to even better numbers.</p><p>The 6-8 right hander posted a 32.9 percent K rate and a career-low 2.2 percent walk rate. In other words, he proved he could rack up punchouts while not sacrificing his control.</p><p>Those types of relievers certainly don’t grow on trees in MLB free agency.</p><p>And they certainly don’t usually have six pitches in their arsenal, like Martin, whose four-seam fastball and cutter proved to be capable putaway pitches. That’s music to the ears of Red Sox fans.</p><p>He’ll be a welcome addition to a Red Sox bullpen that featured two arms with ERAs north of 5.00, and another in Matt Strahm, who is likely to leave in free agency.</p><p>As such, the Red Sox needed to upgrade their bullpen in MLB free agency.</p><p>Looking to this Dodgers ex-strikeout artist is surely a good way to do that.</p><p>Now, the Red Sox will have to turn their attention towards bringing back shortstop Xander Bogaerts, who is also a free agent.</p><figure class="op-tracker"></figure></article>    </body></html>

Red Sox ink ex-Dodgers strikeout artist Chris Martin to $17.5 million contract

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