Philadelphia 76ers guard Ben Simmons had a bad series against the Atlanta Hawks. But that's putting it lightly. Like a mild hot sauce. But if we want to put him on fiery blast with the juice of ghost peppers slowly being dropped on his eye, Simmons had an atrocious, horrifying, unacceptable series against the Hawks.
Too much?
One fan, however, showed his full disdain for Simmons by hilariously including him in the lineup of Shanghai Sharks. If that doesn't make you chuckle, then your sense of humor is as good as a dry leaf.
WHO PUT BEN SIMMONS ON THE SHANGHAI SHARKS ROSTER đ please I cannot pic.twitter.com/Jy4u07m9vH
â Hayley McGoldrick (@GoldieOnSports) June 21, 2021
Simmons will be crucified by Sixers for days to come after his forgettable series against the Hawks. In the do-or-die Game 7, the former Rookie of the Year tallied a grand total of five points on four shots. To put it in perspective, Furkan Korkmaz took more attempts. Simmons did have eight rebounds and 13 assists and help shackle Hawks star Trae Young to 5-of-23 shooting, but scoring just five points in a winner-take-all affair simply won't cut it.
China has been like a purgatory of sorts for struggling NBA players. Guys like Stephon Marbury, JR Smith, Michael Beasley, and Jimmer Fredette have all tried their luck in the Land of the Dragon, where they're given the freedom to hoist 164375364 shots per game. Hey, maybe Simmons can up his production to eight shots per game in China.
Lucky for Ben Simmons, he will have very familiar faces with him with the Shanghai Sharks.
Now, how do you say âawful shootingâ in China?
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