The Oklahoma Sooners will be donning some new uniforms this weekend. As per the rule of uniform law, they are straight fire.

Enough of the small talk. Let's skip dinner and go straight to the bedroom. Here are these uniforms.

As you can tell, there's not a flame emoji to be seen, but that headline was meant as a way to describe them in terms of emotional impact. Not in a way that literally has a flame emoji to be witnessed on any part of the uniform.

Want some more pictures of the Oklahoma uniform? Too bad. Here they come.

If I am being honest, not only do I truly enjoy these uniforms, but for whatever reason, they invoke Halloween inside my cranium. There's really no reason. Alas, the impact a uniform has on the brain and/or heart is often best not understood.

Here's some more.

Oklahoma is the latest to jump on board with these “color rush” uniform designs. They are usually reserved for the NFL. The school announced on Thursday that they would be donning a new all-red (or is it crimson?) uniform for their Big 12 home opener against Iowa State.

As for if this will help the Sooners topple the Cyclones remains to be seen. That is, obviously, until the game is played. Then young kids who perform marvelous acts of entertainment for free will do awesome things. Points will be scored. People will be hurt. A game will then be won by one of the two teams via more points.