New England Patriots quarterback is one of the most insanely competitive guys on the planet. Why else would he do what he does at his age? Why take the beatings and for pennies on the dollar? Easy—because he wants to win no matter what he does.

Yes, even when it comes to chugging a beer while making an appearance on The Late Show with Steven Colbert.

Even the biggest and most vociferous Tom Brady-New England Patriots haters have to admit—that was fast.

So, not only does he have a dream job where he makes a ton of money, a net worth of around $180 million, a drop-dead gorgeous wife worth $380 million, adorable kids, and legions of fans, but Brady could also be a championship caliber beer drinker if he wanted to be.

You know–because his life wasn't already complete.

Then again, maybe he has become adept at just opening up his throat and chugging things superfast due to that crazy diet of his. Come on, some of that food he talks about eating—avocado ice cream? – now we know how he can eat it. It goes down so fast he never has to taste any of it.

One thing is for sure, if they ever do a sequel to the 2006 movie Beerfest, they will have to have Tom Brady join the team or compete in the games in some form or fashion. Maybe one of the guys can go down with an injury before the big boat race, and Tom Brady will happen to be in the crowd.

What do you say Broken Lizard? Can we make it happen?