Former NFL gunslinger Jay Cutler recently spit from his old flame Kristin Cavallari. Simple enough. Unfortunately, these kinds of things happen all the time. However, after Cavallari posted an image with her new boyfriend on social media, the backlash was so severe the former Denver Broncos, Miami Dolphins and Chicago Bears quarterback up and deleted his Instagram account.

How do we know this? Tickle me fancy and glad you asked. First we'll start with the image of Kristin Cavallari and her new flame, which was once her old flame, Stephen Colletti of Laguna Beach fame. For those unaware, that TV show had nothing to do with the Chicago Bears or the NFL.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDemUjSnCzy/?utm_source=ig_embed

They seem happy. Good for them!

As for Jay Cutler conjuring the spirits of control-alt-delete, first discovered by Barstool Sports, fans went at him with such a fury — for whatever insane reason — he decided having an Instagram account just wasn't worth it. Good for the former Bears gunslinger!

Jay learned the first lesson in all of social media: Don't bother being on it.

It's a shame, though, as Cutler's antics were rather fun on the mean streets of social media — posting videos of him talking about hunting and fishing and other random nonsense.

While a bit weird and gross to traffic in the misfortune of others, people believe this stuff to be news, especially since it goes beyond the NFL for many. Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari had a reality show together. I never watched it, but people apparently did. Google tells me that Cutler was always stealing scenes in the show by simply being himself.

Here's to hoping everyone involved here ends up happy. Also, get Jay Cutler in a broadcast booth or I'm telling my mom.