Portland Trail Blazers shooting guard C.J. McCollum has established himself as one of the premiere talents at the position and one of the most cerebral players in the league, but his sense of humor is definitely an underrated aspect of his persona.

The witty two-guard recently posted a video of his play against the L.A. Clippers during the regular season and put it under the theme song of the popular criminal drama Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.

Not only did McCollum use the Clippers as the main antagonist in this spoof, but also locked into spark plug Austin Rivers as the main victim of his antics. Take a look.

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McCollum is shown during this highlight shredding through Rivers and splitting an incoming double-team to finish through contact at the rim, earning an and-one situation against the Rivers-led team.

The next clip features the Lehigh standout pulling up on a dime and breaking Rivers' ankles in the process, victimizing the often outspoken guard once again to add insult to injury.