Draymond Green might want to upgrade his operating system. Not his phone’s. His OWN. For the second time in recorded history, the Golden State Warriors forward’s senses appeared to have stopped working for several seconds.

It happened in the fourth quarter of last Saturday’s 110-95 win over the New Orleans Pelicans, when Green was resting on the bench. A camera caught Green staring at the court with his mouth slightly open, almost resembling a man in a catatonic state or someone who just saw a pterodactyl fly right in front of him.

As mentioned earlier, this wasn’t the first time Draymond Green had seemingly lost a grip on reality. Last year, while speaking with former teammate Festus Ezeli in front of reporters, the Warriors star all of a sudden froze, not displaying any signs of movement for around 20 seconds, while Ezeli continues to answer and field questions.

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Draymond Green did shed light on his borderline creepy behavior at that time, jokingly blaming his zoning out to technology.

Still, we are befuddled by the recurrence of Green’s “glitch”. Maybe, Green is simply just finding some time to solve some profound philosophical problems, albeit in a very unconventional environment.

But for fans of the hit Netflix series ‘Stranger Things,' Draymond Green conveniently resembles someone who have delved into the upside down, kicking off Demo-Dogs along the way.