Former 11-year NBA veteran and internet meme legend Brian Scalabrine starred on his own TBS digital short, where he teaches kids attending “Camp Scalabrine” some quick tips on how to pick a great basketball nickname.

No. 1: Adjective + animal

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No. 2: Weather phenomenon + puns

Simple formula, isn't it?

What's YOUR basketball nickname? Tell us in the comments.