Someone needs to tell Knicks teammates Kristaps Porzingis and Jerian Grant not to quit their day-job. Not that they would. They have pretty awesome jobs.

Porzingis and Grant helped Robin Lopez celebrate his birthday by bringing him a cake and “singing” their interpretation of  “Happy Birthday.” Unfortunately, the best gift the rookies could have brought Lopez was the gift of silence, as evidenced by this video.

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Hopefully there are no more Knicks with any birthdays before the end of the season. What’s that you say? Tony Wroten’s birthday is on the 13th? Thank goodness their season ends on the 12th.