Send video of the first-half of Pitt playing against Oklahoma State to the aliens. They need to understand what is happening here. Furthermore, someone needs to help us better understand.
Maybe the aliens' advanced technology can help us figure out what in the heck Pitt is even trying on Saturday.
For those unaware, at the time of this writing, Oklahoma State has dropped 49 points on the Panthers. No big deal, right? College football scores are crazy all of the time.
Wrong. It isn't even halftime yet.
Oklahoma State simply can't stop scoring.
One of their FIVE early touchdowns is the @CocaCola Instant Replay. pic.twitter.com/xHQrGFxfoF
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) September 16, 2017
By the time you read this, maybe it will be the half. Also, probably, the Cowboys will have scored yet another touchdown.
I would like to revisit the idea of aliens being introduced to college football by way of Pitt's first half against OK State. What do you think they would think?
Hopefully, it would be about something dealing with James Franklin being right about Penn State's in-state rival. That, because Pitt, the Panthers are a glorified Akron.
For those unaware, that is what Franklin said this week about the Panthers.
“I know last year beating us for them was like the Super Bowl,” said Franklin during the post-game press conference, as transcribed by CBS Sports. “This was just like beating Akron for us.”
Also as of this writing, and again only in the first-half, Mason Randolph has over 420 yards in the air, with five touchdown passes to boot.
This isn't great for the people who claim fandom in the Pitt community. It is great, however, for those who are just here to get some jokes off.
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