The AFC North has always been a black-and-blue division, but it just became a horror movie for quarterbacks. With the blockbuster news that the Baltimore Ravens acquired five-time Pro Bowl defensive end Maxx Crosby from the Las Vegas Raiders, the divisional arms race has reached terrifying new heights. While Ravens fans are celebrating, Cincinnati Bengals fans are collectively checking on Joe Burrow’s insurance policy.
The math is simple and brutal. By adding Crosby to a division that already features Myles Garrett and T.J. Watt, the AFC North now boasts three of the most elite game-wreckers in football. Fans were quick to point out the nightmare scenario for the Bengals' signal-caller. “Joe Burrow punching the air right now,” one fan posted on X. “Plays Myles Garrett twice next season, plays T.J. Watt twice next season, and now has to play Maxx Crosby twice next season too.”
Joe Burrow looking at his O line now that he has to face Myles Garrett, TJ Watt, and Maxx Crosby twice a season pic.twitter.com/ntkcvxWHYJ
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) March 7, 2026
Joe Burrow after the AFC North added Maxx Crosby on top of Myles Garrett and TJ Watt: pic.twitter.com/wUlVyO2Ukr
— CantaLoupe (@CantALoupe_FF) March 7, 2026
Joe Burrow realizing he has to face Myles Garrett, TJ Watt, and Maxx Crosby 6x a year https://t.co/vcDL3evrcm pic.twitter.com/YXBhGDWljj
— Underdog (@Underdog) March 7, 2026
Joe Burrow seeing Maxx Crosby and Kyle Hamilton coming at him next season. pic.twitter.com/QoLPpuhLKY
— TheFlockOpinion (@TheFlockOpinion) March 2, 2026
joe burrow now that he has to face maxx crosby, myles garrett, and tj watt twice a year. pic.twitter.com/dQOvC2ARkR
— bria﹒ (@allenslindor) March 7, 2026
Joe Burrow facing Myles Garrett, TJ Watt and Maxx Crosby six times a season behind the Bengals o-line pic.twitter.com/6G5UQAyLC8
— CantaLoupe (@CantALoupe_FF) March 7, 2026
Another fan put the statistics into perspective, noting that roughly “35% of the time, Joe Burrow will have Maxx Crosby, Myles Garrett, or TJ Watt hunting him down like a lion and a zebra.” It’s a sobering thought for a franchise that has struggled to keep its star quarterback upright in the past.
The timing couldn't be worse for Cincinnati. While Baltimore adds a “Mad Maxx” caliber player who tallied 10.0 sacks and 73 tackles in 2025, the Bengals are facing the potential departure of their own star pass rusher. “Joe Burrow realizing he has to face Myles Garrett, TJ Watt, and Maxx Crosby 6x a year while he will lose Trey Hendrickson,” another concerned supporter shared.
– TJ Watt
– Myles Garrett
– Maxx CrosbyBest of luck to Joe Burrow next year pic.twitter.com/zSR0XRaPQ1
— Onyx (@OnyxOdds) March 7, 2026
🙏PLEASE: Pray for Joe Burrow:
TJ Watt
Maxx Crosby
Myles GarrettAll in his division while he's still without an o-line pic.twitter.com/AAxLlxmyGo
— Polymarket Sports (@PolymarketSport) March 7, 2026
Joe Burrow, when he finds out he has to face Myles Garrett, TJ Watt, and Maxx Crosby twice each every year pic.twitter.com/L7IDCDOq1K
— Dave Griffiths (@DaveG_Sports) March 7, 2026
Joe Burrow you sir are FUCKED….Myles,TJ, and now MAXX CROSBY? RIP 9…😭🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/dua7qYA5Nq
— Jay🐦⬛ (@LorGlocky) March 7, 2026
Joe Burrow after playing Myles Garrett, Maxx Crosby, and TJ Watt 2x a year pic.twitter.com/hkYODfDRTl
— Outta Pocket with RGIII (@OuttaPocketRG3) March 7, 2026
Crosby’s relentless motor was on full display in a Week 13 masterpiece where he notched 2.0 sacks and nine tackles. If he brings that same energy to the Ravens' defensive front, the road to the AFC North title just became a lot more treacherous for everyone in the Queen City.




















