Excuse me, do you have time? We just want to ask if you happen to know where the heck is Charlie Villanueva’s toilet? No, seriously.

In case you haven’t heard, let us break to you perhaps one of the most unfortunate news to come out of this very slow news day: Former NBA player Charlie Villanueva’s throne has gone missing. It was taken away by burglars, who also emptied his home of all appliances in there.

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Commode, man!

Imagine the level of horror Villanueva could have felt if he arrived at his home with a bum stomach that’s ready to explode only to swing open his bathroom door and find out that there was nothing for him to sit on.

Charlie Villanueva last played in the NBA in the 2015-16 season for the Dallas Mavericks before the Mavs renounced his rights. Since then, he has yet to get back in the NBA. Villanueva, however, earned over $50 million in 11 years in the pros that included stops with the Toronto Raptors, Milwaukee Bucks, and the Detroit Pistons, and while he’s out of the game for a good two years now, there should still be enough dough in his pocket to at least buy a replacement for his missing toilet, right?