BYU isn't exactly a school known for crazy party people. Wisconsin is also a fine school. The two got together on Saturday, but prior to the festivities of violence starting, a few members of the human species nearly got themselves killed.

For one reason or another, fans decided to fall from the skies and onto both the field and the walls of the stadium.

First guy was a success. I mean, his success is really strange, as all his reward happened to be was avoiding death. The guy who flew right into the wall, though. Man, he had far less success.

There's the other one who hit the ground hard, too. At first glimpse, I actually thought all that red was his blood being splattered all over the football field. Luckily for him, this Internet Scribbler has terrible eyeballs and his blood remains inside his body (as intended).

Jokes aside, this stuff is really asinine. There's no “winning” with these sorts of stunts. Yes. Yes. It is not lost on me that I'm currently giving them the attention they so desperately want, but we're only doing so to shame them (kind of).

SHAME!

That entire thing could have gone far worse. We could be discussing people actually dying because they wanted to do something they thought was cool. Let me give you guys a little life tip: Falling from the sky onto a college football field is not cool. In fact, I would argue that it is rather lame.

Scratch that. It is super lame.