DeMarcus Cousins arrival in the Bay Area is causing basketball folks to lose their minds, but this development apparently is so big, it’s also driving people from another league/sport crazy.
Take for example retired NFL running back Danny Woodhead, who did his best impression of NBA insider Adrian Wojnarowski impression as he “reported” the Warriors' other new “additions” to their evil empire.
Sources: Sidney Crosby, Roger Federer, Mike Trout, and Dustin Johnson are all expected to sign with the warriors. Bill Belichick also expected to be one of Kerr’s assistants.
— danny woodhead (@danny__woodhead) July 3, 2018
Although he didn’t win the Hart Trophy (the NHL’s version of the MVP award), Sidney Crosby is still generally perceived as the best hockey player in the world. Adding Crosby to the Warriors won’t help the team, but Golden State’s genius front office surely could find a way to flip Crosby to another Bay Area team in the San Jose Sharks, who just struck out on the John Tavares Sweepstakes.
Signing Roger Federer sounds crazy, too, but the Warriors acquiring the 20-time Grand Slam singles champion might be closer to reality than what most people think.
We’re not going to give much stock on Mike Trout joining theWarriors because we know where the NBA allegiance of the L.A. Angels superstar outfielder lies – and it’s not in Golden State.
As for Dustin Johnson, Stephen Curry needs him more for his golf tips than the Warriors do for any of his basketball skills.
Lastly, Bill Belichick on the Warriors would be straight up overkill. The Warriors don’t need a genius sideline tactician to make them better.
Golden State also certainly has no use for Danny Woodhead, who appears to be incapable of being the team’s talent scout.
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