How cool would it be to see yourself as a player in Madden? Not one that you can create yourself, add a few inches to, and maybe bigger arms, that you eventually take to the Super Bowl while winning Rookie of The Year, MVP, and Offensive Player of the Year? One that is actually you and created by EA Sports?

Well, if you don't know the experience, you can ask New York Jets rookie Quinnen Williams about it, who's all for dominating offensive lines with himself.

At a Jets press conference on Saturday, Williams talked about plans to use his Madden character later in the day only to realize his double entendre.

“My rating? I got an 80 overall in Ultimate Team, so I'm going to go play with myself today and see how I feel… That came out weird.”

You're right Quinnen, that did come out weird. You can't just say you're going to “play with myself today” at a press conference and not expect that to go viral, which it has. But, coming from a longtime football junkie and Madden extraordinaire, I understand. I would say the same thing Quinnen, the same thing.

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Of course, Williams didn't mean for his answer to come out weird, but it's not like he hasn't stopped himself in interviews in the past. Before the College Football Playoffs, Williams was asked about how he'll stop Kyler Murray. He began to diss the quarterback, then stopped himself in his tracks, remembering that Nick Saban would probably give him an earfull if he started drama in a press conference.

Then, of course, there's the infamous sneeze supplemented by a “bless you” and “thank you” from himself. 

Never change Quinnen Williams, never change.