JaVale McGee is no stranger to making headlines. Whether it's Shaqtin-A-Fool of the Not Top 10 plays of the week, McGee is often in the middle of them.

So it didn't come as a surprise when the 7-footer took to Facebook to explain the hairdo he put out during the Warriors opening preseason game as simply, “something new.”

It didn't take long for the conspiracy theories to kick in.

And yet another reason the internet is undefeated.

I wonder if NBA 2K17 will make this haircut available for my new create-a-player. If so, what should they call this hideous hairdo?