A squirrel scored a touchdown on Saturday as the announcers called the play with the sort of passion Jim Ross would be jealous of.

And here's to ledes I never believed would be written.

On Saturday, during Louisville facing Kent State, the Cardinals were up 21-0. Then, as they say, a squirrel just had to get his nut.

https://twitter.com/SDS/status/911646875270467589

I mean, I don't know what else to really say at this point. To be honest, this Internet Scribbler is currently under the assumption you're no longer reading this. After all, what else can be said after witnessing someone be as athletic on the field as Lamar Jackson?

Maybe more words about squirrels?

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Eh, maybe not. What else can possibly be said about our furry friends? Also, if you ever see one, tell them to get out of your trash.

Last weekend, Jackson finished UL's loss to Clemson by going 21-of-41 passing for 317 yards with three touchdowns and just one INT (it was a pick-six). Oh, he also had 17 carries for 64 yards. The Cardinals as a team rushed 25 times for 117 yards. He was good, but people pinned all of UL's woes on him. People are not great.

I bring that up as both filler and to remind people that Jackson is very good.

To be fair, he is no squirrel. Not many people are. In fact, no people are squirrels. You show me a person you believe to be one of those, and I will show you something that is actually a squirrel and not at all a human being.