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Bill Simmons of The Ringer doesn't like the moves that Jon Gruden has made this offseason and he is so confident that the team will not make the playoffs he has vowed to eat a testicle if the Oakland Raiders will make the playoffs.
Simmons on his Guess The Lines the podcast tried to pick the worst possible thing to eat, and he settled on a testicle.
“If the Raiders make the playoffs, what’s the most disgusting thing I could eat,” Simmons said. “You know what, I’ve always swore that I’ll never eat testicles. Those, like, the brains, you know, like cow testicles are a delicacy. I’ll eat testicles on the podcast. And they can be human testicles, cow testicles, I’ll eat some pair of testicles on this podcast if the Raiders make the playoffs. It will never happen.”
It's an interesting bet to place but Simmons has not been afraid to be a bit wild and crazy over the years. The Raiders traded Khalil Mack this offseason and signed a lot of veteran players that some people think are past the prime of their careers.
The Raiders are going to have their hands full trying to make the playoffs but if they get off to a fast start Simmons will start to get a bit nervous. A lot this season hinges on how well Derek Carr plays, especially after trading away Mack to the Chicago Bears. The Raiders will kick off their season on Monday night football against Jimmy Garrapolo and the San Francisco 49ers.
