It is official. Tim Tebow has inked his deal with the Jacksonville Jaguars, opening the door for the failed former MLB prospect, failed former Denver Broncos quarterback, and failed former NFL journeyman to… ugh… you know, fail again!

The man given roughly 39 second chances to achieve his lifelong dream spoke about what awaits. Not the entire failing part, though.

“I want to thank the Jaguars for the opportunity to compete and earn the chance to be part of this team,” Tim Tebow said, via PFT. “I know it will be a challenge, but it is a challenge I embrace. I am dedicated to taking the direction of our coaching staff and learning from my teammates. I appreciate everyone’s support as I embark on this new journey.”

That's near close to Tim Tebow bingo. He is thankful. He wants to earn a spot on a roster after being gifted a chance he did not earn. He realizes the challenge and geewillikers he's embracing it! Also, dedication and learning and the journey and bluh, bluh, bluh. Only thing missing is some random props to his lord and savior Urban Meyer.

I kid. I'm talking about his God.

Nonetheless, this is a man who has been granted numerous chances to fail over his career.

You can argue, rightfully so, that his stint with the Broncos was earned. He was an all-time great college quarterback for the Florida Gators and the jury was still mixed as to what kind of NFL gunslinger he would be. While Denver elevated him — thanks to weapons on the outside carrying his rear — Tebow was eventually exposed as a below average QB who wasn't worth the media hoopla he brought along with him.

Then he had numerous failed backup and camp stints with other NFL teams that resulted in him being given the boot for similar reasons. The media coverage that came with bringing in an (at best) second or third string QB wasn't worth the talent that came with signing a borderline non-actually-an-NFL-quarterback.

He was, at times, begged to switch positions back then. However, the almighty Tebow wanted to be a gunslinger. If he weren't going to be that, he was going to test his hand at baseball.

Naturally, he ended up in the New York Mets farm system because nothing says dysfunction like that MLB franchise. Tim Tebow was not good enough to actually make it the majors, and this time he wasn't gifted a spot on the sport's largest platform. Instead, the Mets used him as a draw in their farm system after realizing if they ever did bring him up to the big leagues, they'd somehow end up a bigger laughing stock than they already were.

It's worth noting that Tim Tebow also had a #wellactually good stint covering football with ESPN. He was legitimately good at this job. But, of course, because he was good at something it was apparently not good enough for him. You know, the guy has dreams and all that jazz.

It's not really the dude's fault he continues to be grateful and thankful and welcoming challenges he'll inevitably fail. That's on all the dopes who ignore the years worth of data, evidence, and eyeballs, screaming how he doesn't belong with any of his peers in whatever professional sport is his lifelong dream at that particular time.

No one should stop chasing their dreams just because they are bad at them… I guess? I don't know, to be honest. At some point the teenager who was told all his/her life she could be anything in the world, including the United States President, should realize their 1.8 GPA and inability to socialize probably takes them out of the running and that they should instead focus their aspirations on something a bit more obtainable.

Oddly enough, all the reasons Tim Tebow continues to get a billion chances — people giving him huge benefits of the doubt because of his faith, him sincerely seeming like a good dude, being handsome, having the ability to form words with his mouth, etc — would actually make him a good dude to start grooming to be the next President of the United States.

So, what's my point here? Rather than Tebow focusing all his efforts — in a very off and on way — on becoming whatever the heck kind of professional athlete he is trying to be, he should try to become the leader of this fine country.

President of the United Staes of America Tim Tebow… who says no?

Given everyone's track record in letting the dude do whatever he wants no matter his credentials are abilities, I'm guessing nobody.