People usually watch boxing matches for the simple reason that they want to know which between two fighters would win. But if you're also interested in the search for the truth about aliens, Area 51, and other top-secret state information, then you have to tune in to the Evander Holyfield vs. Vitor Belfort match because according to Donald Trump Jr., his father, former President Donald Trump, could reveal intel about that while calling the fight.
Via Christina Zhao of Newsweek:
Article Continues Below“We're gonna ask a lot of awesome questions, I'm definitely asking about aliens because I think now, maybe we get a solid answer on what exactly is going on in Area 51 and everywhere else, you're gonna want to listen, you're gonna want to tune in,” Trump Jr. said in a promotional video shared to Twitter.
This is the kind of time we live in, folks. Who knew that a boxing fight could target a particular niched segment of the market that's primarily interested in extraterrestrial life? The year 2021 just keeps on 2021-ing. The possibility of a former head of state revealing classified information is also emblematic of how desperate promoters can get to attract eyeballs.
On one hand, we have Evander Holyfield, who's 58 and last fought professionally in 2011. On the other hand, we have former UFC champion Vitor Belfort, who's relatively younger at 44 and last stepped inside the Octagon in 2018. What gives?
Just enjoy the ride, people, and don't forget to share those Area 51 stories.