A supposed pizza chain, Papa John's, has asked Nazis to please not buy its pizza after some of the latter declared it the official pizza of the movement.

“We condemn racism in all forms and any and all hate groups that support it,” Papa John’s senior director of public relations Peter Collins said in a statement. “We do not want these individuals or groups to buy our pizza.”

This is after Papa John's, well the dude who owns it and is in all the commercials, came out to claim that the players protesting prior to NFL games are why the company's sales numbers are down.

Let's be Camp Crystal Lake clear here: I am pretty sure that the sales are down because the pizza is trash. I'm not just saying this to fall on the right side of history, as I have yet to meet a single person who has said, “Yes. Let's order Papa John's for dinner tonight.”

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Ask yourself, have you ever heard such words uttered?

In a less complicated and troubling part of this entire debacle about disgusting pizza, Papa John's has been beefing with frozen pizza king DiGiorno on the mean streets of Twitter. As it has been for the entirety of its business model, Papa John's found out who the real “daddy” of pizza is, as DiGiorno regularly embarrassed the company on Twitter in clever ways.

Anyway, the overall point here is solid. Nazis should not be allowed any form of pizza, even if it is the yucky and gross kind.